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Monday, 25 June 2018


Georgia: make way for NII CHAVO!

2010-09-27 19:40

8079.jpegIf Kristobal Khozevitch Khunta (a Russian literary character) were a real, not an imaginary character and if he were already dead by now, having grown tired of life, he would turn over in his grave. Indeed, the former Great Inquisitor heading the Department of Meaning of Life at the Research and Development Institute of Witchery and Magic so well-known in the USSR couldn't help turning over when an institute similar to NII CHAVO (in Russian, R&D of Witchery and Magic) is practically being established in Georgia by the spiritual heirs and followers of Professor Vybegallo.


Georgian Ministry of Education decided that the country no longer needs such useless institutions as Institute of Physiology named after Ivane Beritashvili, Center of Radiobiology and Radioecology, Institute of Molecular Biology and Biophysics and the Research and Development Institute of Experimental Neurology. To hell with them, they are useless mouths; let them be replaced by the general theory of everything! The ministry decreed that all the abovementioned institutions should be abolished and give place to the Center of Life-Studying Sciences that will be established on their ruins with the modesty typical of true scientists. It looks like they are going to derive an equation of Perfection in this Center with all the hotness of Caucasian character.

The candidature for directorship will be submitted by the ministry to the prime minister for approval. One can hardly imagine the intellectual power of the future head of the Center, under whose guidance all the life-studying sciences are going to flourish. Seems like they will have to entice Sabaoth Baalovitch Odin away from NII CHAVO, for unlike Khunta, Sabaoth Baalovitch is all-powerful and absolutely immortal.

However, if the candidature of the chief magician of the planet (Harry Potter does not count) does not satisfy the Georgians for some reason, they should pay close attention to the Russian intellectual wonder, Anatoly Vasserman. It is only him who is capable of enveloping and excelling all the existing "life sciences". The pockets of his famous jacket are spacious enough to put the foundational documents of all the Center departments in.

As for the Georgian prime minister who is to approve such a magnificent candidate, it's impossible to think of him without reverent aspiration, though, it has always been clear that the Georgian leaders have got something unworldly in them. At least, the "beautiful ghouls" are already presiding in parliament. Another point is that their beauty is a mask to entrap a traveler and eat him up but their power is nevertheless undeniable.

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